yungbasedblogger:

teacher: why are you late?

me:image

marukobott:

if i ever misgender you:

  1. it is not on purpose i promise
  2. im very sorry
  3. tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them
  4. spray me with cold water

(Source: marukobott)

hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

(Source: imgfave)

octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

image

colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

(Source: rexuality)

extrasad:

I bite my lip when I miss you

and lately my mouth has been so

full of blood I can barely speak.

I’m not even sure if it’s my own

blood. My mother is worried. Jesus

christ, I’m worried. You say you

lost feelings but I lost my fucking mind 

pawsclawsandhooves:

Deer are underrated animals. 
This little fawn spent the summer and fall hanging around the wildlife center, sticking her nose in everything and anything she could get to. 
For the record, nothing in this world measures up to sweet baby deer kisses. She is precious, and she is made entirely of love.  pawsclawsandhooves:

Deer are underrated animals. 
This little fawn spent the summer and fall hanging around the wildlife center, sticking her nose in everything and anything she could get to. 
For the record, nothing in this world measures up to sweet baby deer kisses. She is precious, and she is made entirely of love. 

pawsclawsandhooves:

Deer are underrated animals. 

This little fawn spent the summer and fall hanging around the wildlife center, sticking her nose in everything and anything she could get to. 

For the record, nothing in this world measures up to sweet baby deer kisses. She is precious, and she is made entirely of love.